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Bartender Poem

From the Movie "Cocktail"

I see America drinking,
The fabulous cocktails I make!
America's getting stinking,
On something I stir or shake!

From "Sex on the Beach"
to Schnaps made from peach
the "Velvet Hammer"
the "Alabama Slammer"

I make things
with juice and froth
the "Pink Squirrel,
the "Three Toed Sloth",

I make drinks,
so sweet and snazzy,
the "Ice Tea",
the "Kamakazi",

the "Orgasm",
the "Death Spasm",
the "Singapore Sling",
the "Ding-a-ling"

America you're just devoted,
to every flavor I've got,
but if you want to get loaded,
why don't you just order a shot!

As recited by Tom Cruise

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